Rotorboy2 Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.* * By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetbox Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Very well said R.B. I on the other hand would've been slightly less diplomatic by wishing everybody a very merry christmas and a happy new year and a big SCREW YOU to anyone that is offended by this greeting! Have a safe one everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup nazi Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 That is one of the funniest things Ive read this year rotorboy...but I cant help but agree with Jet box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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