helicopterjim Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 You know your from Newfoundland when.... They sound just like the people I know from Saskatchewan. Quote
twinstar_ca Posted July 27, 2005 Report Posted July 27, 2005 hey, i resemble that remark!!!! :shock: Quote
cap Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 T. S. -------- here about the Mountie in SK who stopped a car and asked " Got any I.D. sir?" The driver replied "Bout what Officer?" Quote
twinstar_ca Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 lmao, cap!!! things you should never say to a policeman: "sure you can see my licence and registration.. here, hold my beer!!" "you're not gonna look in the trunk, are you??" "didn't i see you get your *** kicked on cops last week??" Quote
cap Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 T.S..................................NEWS FLASH!!! Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, plioted by two Uinversity of Saskatchewan students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts. The owner of a golf course in SK was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Saskatchewan and I need some help". "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take-off?" The secretary thought for a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings". (You just gotta love those Saskatchewan women) Quote
twinstar_ca Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 lmao!!! ummm.. you got a phone number for her, cap?? Quote
Skids Up Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 things you should never say to a policeman:.... To a 'Female Policeperson' "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" :cop: Quote
twinstar_ca Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 didn't that line work for the butabi brothers, SU?? Quote
Elvis Posted July 30, 2005 Report Posted July 30, 2005 It didn't work here as well in the first Cannonball movie Quote
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