kjw57 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Posted September 7, 2010 It says that if you fly agricultural spraying off the coast of Australia at night in a single pilot helicopter and you have over 3000 hours of cattle-mustering experience in a Bell47, and over 9 years with the same employer with less than 9 sick days claimed on Melbourne Cup Day, you may attempt to claim a discount on your night-vision goggles. However this discount appears to be too insufficient for you to hire a nanny to put your daughter to bed, or for you to hire a handyman to tackle that honey-do list. Basically it is the same bucket of crap that you are in now, but the Aussies at least wrote it down. I wonder if someone could do that for us?? Where is HEPAC when we need them ?? Absolutely Friggin Priceless Quote
Heliduck Posted September 7, 2010 Report Posted September 7, 2010 Over-Talk. Good pick up! A bit of thread creep here, but if you think the award is confusing & want a good laugh then have a look at these instructions for the use of the Australian Regulations!!- "Just to make your day, here is an extract from the CASA guide "How to use the Civil Aviation Safety Regulations 1998" — demonstrating what you may have to wade through. ' ... note that 'the Regulations' contains many 'regulations' within it. In other words, Regulations means the whole statutory document; a regulation is a particular kind of part of it. The Regulations are divided into Parts, each Part dealing with a particular topic. A Part may be divided into Subparts, and a Subpart into Divisions. Divisions are divided into regulations, but a Part or Subpart can also be divided directly into regulations (that is, a Part need not have Subparts, and a Subpart need not have Divisions). An individual regulation may be divided into subregulations, a subregulation into paragraphs and a paragraph into subparagraphs. A regulation that is not divided into subregulations can be directly divided into paragraphs" .....WTF?!?!?!?! The regs & award would be a handy to have in the helicopter in the event you were stuck in the bush & needed to wipe.....something. Back to the subject- Zazu, I have an opinion on the award which I won't elaborate on here, as the thread is not about Australia. I also don't have a particular point to make, just thought some might be interested as aviation is a worldwide industry. To save you some time- Table of Contents - part 4 section 18 - Minimum wages Section 18.4 Helicopter Operations - Schedule E Schedule E - Minimum salaries "E.5.1 Minimum salaries The following minimum salaries must be paid to pilots employed on on-shore helicopter operations: Minimum salary per annum $Single engine 1st year of service 41,332" No offence taken. I hope your daughter slept well & the bills weren't too big! Quote
Zazu Posted September 8, 2010 Report Posted September 8, 2010 Over Talk...You made my day. That is now my official wallpaper ! Heli-duck...thanks for the cole's notes. And given that they mandate 41 k for a 100 hour wonder I bet you have your opinions. Note: The bills are always too big or I wouldn't have to work My daughter is 22 months old and like her old man thinks too much...I'm tired! LOL As for the honey-do list..well, as those of you still hitched know very well...I'm screwed! Zazu Quote
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